Quote from: Sniffs on June 02, 2010, 05:16:40 am

Okay, this is old but it made me lol when i first heard it :]

A man walked into a bar... Ouch!

can you explain that lol. Don't get it :O

You know the jokes "the man walked into the bar, and said to the bar man..."

well, when you say "the man walked into the bar.." people expect something like "he said to the bar man" but no.. i didnt do that, i said "ouch"

can you explain that lol. Don't get it :O

ok it's a man walks INTO meaning like a man walks into a wall. OUCH

not IN the bar he hits the bar

ouch

o well

Guys, why don't we get a bit more "serious" and we post some Yo Momma jokes ey?

Yo Mama So Ugly

she put the Boogie man outta business.

she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.

her shadow gave up.

when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!

when she was born the Doc smacked her face.

Yo Moma So Poor

that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk

she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'


when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"

when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"

Yo Mama So Stupid

I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. (HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY)

she invented a silent car alarm.

I hope no-one gets offended, this isn't intended to anyone