Yo mums so fat - she broke your family tree!

Yo moms so fat - when your dad swerved round her, he ran out of petrol!

My two favoruites <3

There were 2 sand grains in the dessert

1st sand grain : Uh Oh
2nd sand grain : Wut?
1st sand grain : We are surrounded!

Quote from: Supposed2 on June 05, 2010, 07:12:57 PM
There were 2 sand grains in the dessert

1st sand grain : Uh Oh
2nd sand grain : Wut?
1st sand grain : We are surrounded!

You literally just made me lol.

QuoteThats because your use to seeing and hearing funnier things, like the sound of your own voice... and looking in the mirror .. If you know what I mean :]

OMG OWNED

and uh if sniffy wants a divorce then she'll get one -.- but i'm keeping rishi >.>

lol in my seventh grade we used to o yo momma jokes all the time in my lunch table. i used to make new ones alot.
2 i made up were

to mommas' like milk only good for 2 weeks
Yo mommas' so slutty i wore a condom and you still came out.
(that's all i can currently remember)

Quote from: [RD]†ZealousR†™ on June 05, 2010, 09:32:05 PM

QuoteThats because your use to seeing and hearing funnier things, like the sound of your own voice... and looking in the mirror .. If you know what I mean :]

Yo mommas' so slutty i wore a condom and you still came out.
(that's all i can currently remember)

Nice one 

I hope this gives another laugh


k so this guy was taking flying lessons and hes talking to his buddy and he said the first day the instructor said to him that hes a homosexual and if he doesnt come to his sexual advances then he'll have to jump. So his buddy said did you jump? And he said, yeah, a little at first


Another one.


This guy goes hunting with his bud and he says "Oh my lord, I can see your wife cheating on you with another guy" And his bud says "Shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the private part" And he goes "I'd get that in one shot"

More coming soon.

Quote from: [RD]&#8224;ZealousR&#8224;&#8482; on June 05, 2010, 09:32:05 PM

QuoteThats because your use to seeing and hearing funnier things, like the sound of your own voice... and looking in the mirror .. If you know what I mean :]

OMG OWNED

and uh if sniffy wants a divorce then she'll get one -.- but i'm keeping rishi >.>

No way, I'm selling him :]

he gave me like 3 mill.


it's either our marriage or nothing snuffles :l

and she likes that cupcake secks ^.^

Quote from: Sniffs on June 05, 2010, 10:06:39 PM

Quote from: [RD]†ZealousR†™ on June 05, 2010, 09:32:05 PM

QuoteThats because your use to seeing and hearing funnier things, like the sound of your own voice... and looking in the mirror .. If you know what I mean :]

OMG OWNED

and uh if sniffy wants a divorce then she'll get one -.- but i'm keeping rishi >.>

No way, I'm selling him :]

you cant sell him, cus he said:

QuoteYah i wanna live with you Randy, forget Sniffs and Zeal ! only you and me

so that means hes mine nao, and you both cant get him back, we moved to LS, bye loosers

do you want to add something?

Regards : ~Randy
                  ~Rishi

Quote from: Randy on June 06, 2010, 09:45:53 AM

Quote from: Sniffs on June 05, 2010, 10:06:39 PM

Quote from: [RD]&#8224;ZealousR&#8224;&#8482; on June 05, 2010, 09:32:05 PM

QuoteThats because your use to seeing and hearing funnier things, like the sound of your own voice... and looking in the mirror .. If you know what I mean :]

OMG OWNED

and uh if sniffy wants a divorce then she'll get one -.- but i'm keeping rishi >.>

No way, I'm selling him :]

you cant sell him, cus he said:

QuoteYah i wanna live with you Randy, forget Sniffs and Zeal ! only you and me

so that means hes mine nao, and you both cant get him back, we moved to LS, bye loosers

do you want to add something?

Regards : ~Randy
                  ~Rishi

You bastard <3
I miss my little Rishi so much </3