The Italian Man Who went to Malta

Started by VenoM, February 08, 2009, 05:29:49 AM

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Jubito

omg i got it on my mobile phone i'm still laughing at it lol
I wanna shi(ee)t on my bed hahahaha



Hinza

Oh yea, 3 years ago, that was so great :D

Uhm..its fun, but its kindof a dead joke for me ;P


Somebody said all the worlds is stage,
And each of us is a player.
That's what I've been tryin to tell you.
In Act 1 I was struggling to survive.
Nobody wanted my action dead or alive.
Act 2, I hit the big time.
And bodies be all up on my behind.
And I can't help myself because I was born to shine.
And if you don't like it, you can shove it.
But you don't like it, you love it.
So I'll be up here in a rage,
'Til they bring the curtain down on the stage.

-Weezer-The Greatest Man That Ever Lived

Everybody who's famous, sucked the dick to get where they are today.
Only difference between us and them.
We swallowed it.

-Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence

Jubito

3 years?!?!!? i didn't know it was so old,but still its so funny



Nka19

Quote from: DeAtH1 on February 08, 2009, 02:14:30 PM
3 years?!?!!? i didn't know it was so old,but still its so funny

Yea it's old hehe, but still funny indeed  ;D.



Standards

I remember my mom had this on an old piece of paper and she made me read it.

Good Laughs!