Stumpy broke these laws which are highlighted in RED

Quote from: Stumpy on April 10, 2010, 06:07:02 PM

Here's some for Arizona.


Hunting camels is prohibited. (There's no camels in Arizona)


Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (Seriously that's a law)

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. (Globe)

No more than six girls may live in any house. (Maricopa County)

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (Mohave County)

An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders. (Nogales)

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (Tombstone)

Women may not wear pants. (Tucson)

Heres some for my Country (Australia)

taxi's must require a bail of hay in the boot?

Minors(Under18) may not purchase Cigarettes, Alcohol and Condoms, but are allowed to use/consume them

If someone can hear you singing to an obscene song (etc Dope-Fuck The Police) it is unlawful and you will be in trouble

It is against the law to throw a bag containing both cats and dogs into Parramatta River. But it is okay to throw a bag of cats or a bag of dogs.( yea, its real)

It is illegal to dress up as batman or robin (don't exactly know if thats still active)

(This one is 100% true) It is illegal to force a kangaroo to drink more than 6 bottles of beer

It is illegal to wear sexy pink pants after midday on a sunday

People may not come within 100 meters of a dead whale carcass

We may not trade with pirates XD

Must never leave your car keys in the door of an unattended vehicle - Thats a no-brainer duh

Wow lol creativegta, I still think that Arizona has the stupidest laws ever to be honest.
except these laws caught my attention:

taxi's must require a bail of hay in the boot?

and

It is against the law to throw a bag containing both cats and dogs into Parramatta River. But it is okay to throw a bag of cats or a bag of dogs.( yea, its real)

These are some really stupid laws, you can't throw a bag containing cats/dogs, but you can throw a BAG of Cats/Dogs

Quote from: Rikimaru on April 14, 2010, 03:44:45 AM
That's just a small taste Nubs..if you only knew what the Power of being locked in your room, and listening to Iron Maiden could really do..

Indeed +

Quote from: Stumpy
Because Nubie was arrested too many times for doing "favors" for the old dudes at the nursing homes.

I loled at that statement Stumpy, because it is most likely true.

QuoteThat's just a small taste Nubs..if you only knew what the Power of being locked in your room, and listening to Iron Maiden could really do..

then he can just listen to
GOOD music or at least GOOD rock/metal/screamo.

Quote from: [RD]†ZealousR†™ on April 15, 2010, 01:25:43 AM

QuoteThat's just a small taste Nubs..if you only knew what the Power of being locked in your room, and listening to Iron Maiden could really do..

then he can just listen to
GOOD music or at least GOOD rock/metal/screamo.

i can almost guarantee you won't say that too stumpy..he'll rip your face off and chop your fingers into bits >_>

Quote from: [RD]†ZealousR†™ on April 15, 2010, 01:25:43 AM

QuoteThat's just a small taste Nubs..if you only knew what the Power of being locked in your room, and listening to Iron Maiden could really do..

then he can just listen to
GOOD music or at least GOOD rock/metal/screamo.

Eddie is coming for you. The only way to escape him is through suicide, believe me you don't want him to catch you. You'll know him when you see him, he'll look something like this







Anyways back on topic.

The only weird law I broke was letting more than six girls live in my house. I won't explain why there were more than six because it's quite obvious already.

Here are the laws of connetitcut


You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
Full text of the law.
City Laws in Connecticut

Devon
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Guilford
Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
Hartford
You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
New Britain
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
Rocky Hill
An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
Full text of the law.
Southington
Silly string is banned.
Why does this law exist?
Waterbury
It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

Quote from: Rishi on April 15, 2010, 04:10:09 PM
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

FAIL

omg Connecticut has the win for fail laws

ya well so my state sucks?