World of Stunting
Off-Topic => Humor => Topic started by: Brosch91 on April 09, 2010, 05:40:40 pm
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Yes, I'd like to know who wrote these for my state :rolleyes:
A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission
There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
You may not swear in front of women and children. (Repealed)
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun
as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. (Clawson)
Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants. (Detroit)
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. (Detroit)
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited. (Detroit)
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday. (Detroit)
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food. (Detroit)
Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice. Furthermore, any person seen throwing an octopus onto the ice at a Red Wings game
will be taken to jail. (Detroit)
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of
a five- dollar fine for each offense. (Grand Haven)
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets. (Harper Woods)
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend. (Kalamazoo)
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. (Rochester)
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day. (Wayland)
Smoking while in bed is illegal. (Soo)
What stupid laws exist in your state or country? post if you know some :P
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Lol some of these are really funny xD
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THESE are LAWS?! then that means...1...5....13..oh god im a felon in most of these states AND i owe my munneh...well WoS its time i said my goodbais im leaving for da road im a loner going where the wind blows me.
il never forget you guys
zencal - for being my date
floryn - (the whore) slept with my date
Brendy - for ending the confusion and banning brendonXS
Ultimate_R2 - the guy whos there..with the moustache..right?
nubie - for making suggestions...and changing his name...which confuzzles meh
sniffs - riki's lover
p1ntsel - for having anger at me when i accidentally disconnect his trailer :(
shabz - funny
kooz - kool
djpulp - bein fun..cept when he dont say hi >.>
alphadelta500 - omega
gangsterSX - for his um...remixes...and djing and uh and uuuhhh being there
puffy ami yumi - the two hot japanese rockstar girls who i will never forget
and the amount of boredom i needed to make this
Riki il be back before the world ends
or by 6 if i cant get a ride
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Here's some for Arizona.
Hunting camels is prohibited. (There's no camels in Arizona)
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (Seriously that's a law)
Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. (Globe)
No more than six girls may live in any house. (Maricopa County)
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (Mohave County)
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders. (Nogales)
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (Tombstone)
Women may not wear pants. (Tucson)
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Women may not wear pants. (Tucson)
OMG... so they CAN'T wear pants? wow.
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Stumpy...
The state you used to live in has stupider laws than mine lol.
Hunting camels in Arizona, I mean come on, they don't even exist in Arizona!
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Stumpy...
The state you used to live in has stupider laws than mine lol.
Hunting camels in Arizona, I mean come on, they don't even exist in Arizona!
Well Michigan is a much older state so I'm sure they've removed a lot of the dumber laws already. My personal favorite is the "No more than 2 dildos" law.
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here are some from Florida
Stupid laws from Florida
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest,
fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges
of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. (Big Pine Key)
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline. (Cape Coral)
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house. (Cape Coral)
A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport. (Cape Coral City)
Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited. (Daytona Beach)
Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn't capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
(Daytona Beach)
Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor. (Hialeah)
Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.(Key West)
Neon signs are prohibited.(Naples)
Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.(Palm Bay)
Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on theirperson.(Pensacola)
It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel. (Pensacola)
A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using
self-beautification utensils. (Pensacola)
Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances.
Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine. (Sanford)
If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00. (Sarasota)
You may not catch crabs. (Sarasota)
Beer may not be sold between 2 a.m. and 7 a.m.(Satellite Beach)
Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.(Satellite Beach)
All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches. (Seaside)
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing". (Tampa)
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron. (Tampa)
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STUMPY, I live in Florida :(
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STUMPY, I live in Florida :(
...I'm with stump: BOMB DA "FLO-RIDA" BURN THE NON-BELIEVERS AND GUIDOS AND WORKOUT PEOPLE AND FREAKY BUFF DUDES WALKING AROUND WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF MAKING OTHER NON-BUFF GUYS AWKWARD
BUT SAVE THE SAND BABES
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Oral sex is illegal.
i just say lol....,but why is this illegal :unsure:
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Oral sex is illegal.
i just say lol....,but why is this illegal :unsure:
Because Nubie was arrested too many times for doing "favors" for the old dudes at the nursing homes.
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Because Nubie was arrested too many times for doing "favors" for the old dudes at the nursing homes.
shut up stumps nub can get any man and or being of the same or opposite he wants that isnt higher than him in the "pretty people in florida" bar
....is it cuz u guys broke up?
heh joking *scared*
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About Croatia,dude come on,really nice country but... lol.But with Bosnia man i miss it.
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About Croatia,dude come on,really nice country but... lol.But with Bosnia man i miss it.
This doesn't relate to the topic or any other post on this topic in any way.
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Here are a few Georgia laws..
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
All sex toys are banned.
All citizens must own a rake. (Acworth)
If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.
It is illegal to sell two beers are once for a single price. For example, a bar can’t run a 2 Bud Lights for $5 special.
On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.
The floor of a porno store must be smooth and none absorbant
It’s illegal for a chicken to cross the road
It’s illegal to say “oh boy” in Jonesboro
It’s illegal to eat chicken with a fork (Gainesville)
It’s illegal to wear dark sunglasses or a hood (Dublin)
It’s illegal to sell cornflakes on sunday (Columbus)
Indians must return to their side of the Chattohoochee river by nightfall (Columbus)
It’s illegal to swear in front of a corpse
No drinking beer while buying a dildo
No drinking beer while getting a back rub.
It’s illegal to entertain anyone between the hours of 2:45 and 7:00AM
You must keep your pet chicken on a leash
It’s Illegal to use your playstation after 11:00PM on a school night (LOL)
It’s illegal to fart at the state fair
Weed dealers required to obtain a Iowa drug tax stamp
No drinking on the bus
It’s illegal to swim in Sandy Creek Lake
No piggy back rides for your son (Atlanta)
No peanutbutter and jelly sandwichs in Nickajack Elementary School
It’s illegal to carve your name into your own tree on your own property
It’s illegal to cuss on land line phones (Columbus)
It’s illegal to wear a cap at a basketball game (Columbus)
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Oral sex is illegal.
i just say lol....,but why is this illegal :unsure:
Because Nubie was arrested too many times for doing "favors" for the old dudes at the nursing homes.
You are REALLY getting on my nerves.
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Stumpy broke these laws which are highlighted in RED
Here's some for Arizona.
Hunting camels is prohibited. (There's no camels in Arizona)
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (Seriously that's a law)
Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. (Globe)
No more than six girls may live in any house. (Maricopa County)
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (Mohave County)
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders. (Nogales)
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (Tombstone)
Women may not wear pants. (Tucson)
Heres some for my Country (Australia)
taxi's must require a bail of hay in the boot?
Minors(Under18) may not purchase Cigarettes, Alcohol and Condoms, but are allowed to use/consume them
If someone can hear you singing to an obscene song (etc Dope-Fuck The Police) it is unlawful and you will be in trouble
It is against the law to throw a bag containing both cats and dogs into Parramatta River. But it is okay to throw a bag of cats or a bag of dogs.( yea, its real)
It is illegal to dress up as batman or robin (don't exactly know if thats still active)
(This one is 100% true) It is illegal to force a kangaroo to drink more than 6 bottles of beer
It is illegal to wear sexy pink pants after midday on a sunday
People may not come within 100 meters of a dead whale carcass
We may not trade with pirates XD
Must never leave your car keys in the door of an unattended vehicle - Thats a no-brainer duh
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Wow lol creativegta, I still think that Arizona has the stupidest laws ever to be honest. :P
except these laws caught my attention:
taxi's must require a bail of hay in the boot?
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It is against the law to throw a bag containing both cats and dogs into Parramatta River. But it is okay to throw a bag of cats or a bag of dogs.( yea, its real)
These are some really stupid laws, you can't throw a bag containing cats/dogs, but you can throw a BAG of Cats/Dogs
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That's just a small taste Nubs..if you only knew what the Power of being locked in your room, and listening to Iron Maiden could really do..
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Because Nubie was arrested too many times for doing "favors" for the old dudes at the nursing homes.
I loled at that statement Stumpy, because it is most likely true.
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That's just a small taste Nubs..if you only knew what the Power of being locked in your room, and listening to Iron Maiden could really do..
then he can just listen to
GOOD music or at least GOOD rock/metal/screamo.
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It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
FAIL
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omg Connecticut has the win for fail laws
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ya well so my state sucks?
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Wonder what the laws of ireland are .__.
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You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
Silly string is banned.
These laws are actually good and I can understand why they would exist.
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You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
Silly string is banned.
These laws are actually good and I can understand why they would exist.
But then I wouldn't be able to ambush Spencer with Silly String >:)
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some from Holland:
It is forbidden to lock burglars in the toilet, because its a restriction of liberty.
Prisoners have the right to work.
It is forbidden to read Mein Kampf (A book).
It is prohibited to pick mushrooms.
It is prohibited to keep pit-bulls unless they are from a FCI Pedigree (family tree).
It is prohibited to offer money for people who want to donate a kidney.
It is prohibited to organise games in public such as Bingo (seriously thats true).
It is prohibited to get the stink-glands out of a skunk.
It is prohibited to walk in Nature between Sunrise and Sunset.
The Laws marked in Red are the weirdest ones.
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some from Holland:
It is forbidden to lock burglars in the toilet, because its a restriction of liberty.
Prisoners have the right to work.
It is forbidden to read Mein Kampf (A book).
It is prohibited to pick mushrooms.
It is prohibited to keep pit-bulls unless they are from a FCI Pedigree (family tree).
It is prohibited to offer money for people who want to donate a kidney.
It is prohibited to organise games in public such as Bingo (seriously thats true).
It is prohibited to get the stink-glands out of a skunk.
It is prohibited to walk in Nature between Sunrise and Sunset.
The Laws marked in Red are the weirdest ones.
The one highlighted in green is the most ridiculous, I mean, You cant go bushwalking during the day? WTF
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yeah :P
You can ofc walk trough a forrest, but only if it is a 'public nature place'
you cant walk in the dunes or in 'real' natureparks unless there is a road.