here are some from Florida

Stupid laws from Florida
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.

It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. (Big Pine Key)

A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport. (Cape Coral City)

Beer may not be sold between 2 a.m. and 7 a.m.(Satellite Beach)

Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing". (Tampa)

Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron. (Tampa)

These are the reasons why we should just nuke Florida and pretend it never existed.

Here's some for Arizona.


Hunting camels is prohibited. (There's no camels in Arizona)


Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (Seriously that's a law)

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. (Globe)

No more than six girls may live in any house. (Maricopa County)

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (Mohave County)

An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders. (Nogales)

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (Tombstone)

Women may not wear pants. (Tucson)

I never knew racism could be so funny. Anyone who gets offended by this really need to get a sense of humor.

Taken from Tom's Guide.

Reports are surfacing that mysterious USB flash drives are appearing on the doorsteps of game-related companies and various high-profile gamers. Joystiq was one of the recipients, and reveals what could be either a devious mind with nothing else better to do, a rather costly version of product promotion, or a little of both.

At first appearance, the mystery USB drive caused an alarm: it arrived in an unmarked envelope. The drive itself offered nothing save for one audio file and one simple text file containing the words Cryptography, Isotope, Philanthropy, Hydrogen, Ember, and Rebirth. Weird. Later the recipient figured out that the sender as spelling Cipher, pulling the first letter of each word.

Joystiq said that the audio file offered electronic voices and a sequence of letters and numbers read by a female voice: M O D [sound of 3 chimes] Z Z Z J N Q R Y D 3 F R P. A male voice added more, saying "What we wish, we readily believe, and what we ourselves think, we imagine others think also."

"Don't believe everything you see," the male voice added.

Really trippy video. It takes a long time to start up so be patient. http://www.gknova6.com/ The rumors are that it's for a new Fallout game. Just turn the knob on the TV all the way down and you'll be able to see it

mw2 games are often too short, and there are much more campers there also
i played s&d with ryo and some other dudes once on terminal. i went and killed a guy, another one then killed me and then i thought 'where the f is my team?'
i spectated, and all of my team was camping in one spot. thats 4 guys with sniper rifles and 1 guy with an aug hbar... clays in the doorsteps and so on. i thought 'wow, thats why we always lose'
also iw really screwed up by making us host the games...
in cod4 you dont have so many campers, altho they exist. in cod4 your team actually is a team. you can just teamchat them to go to objective a, and they will. when you tell them that the enemy is planting, they usually respond. cod4 is more tactics-based than mw2.
theyre both good fun, but mw2 just has more cons so cod4 is better

Yah MW2 is a cluster fuck of fail. Not only because of all the features that ruin it, but because the majority of the community are 12 year old kids who've never played an FPS game that actually involves team work or a decent amount of skill. They are fun, no doubt about that, but they're only fun for a few minutes. When some kid with an M60 is just camping in a corner, where he can see 20% of the map and hit anything with pin point accuracy, that's when you start to realize how messed up the game really is.