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« on: November 01, 2008, 01:25:24 pm »
Hey this is johnnyz "Amazing story" WARNING: THIS IS RATING M VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED LOL
i got it on tape but its a bit messed up so i'll just writye everything he wrote:
Ryan shutup.
this is my fucking story dick hole.
Okay Okay here i go.
So it all started at about 4PM as me and my friend got gas.
We then got some Wendy Burgers.
Yum Yum!
So lets skip ahead.
We are sitting in my friends house planning out what to do for the night.
We then get some costumes on and go cause havok.
We then scared about 20 kids.
5 cried.
So we goto the park and bag snatch.
Pointzero ffs shut the fuck up im telling a story.
So we bagsnatched
We end up having to hide for about 22 hours in a big hill
2*
Okay, so then i go hang out with my girlfriend.
and we walk 9 miles in a complete circle.
We ended up having to walk on the freeway at one point.
So were sneaking through the streets to my friends house
and we finally sneak in the window and get ready to sleep.
as i shut my eyes she rolls over on me.
She rips off my pants
so i get the hit and rip off her shirt and bra
We had sex for about 3 hours.
Moonlight: Didnt you guyz cum?
Johnneyz: (several times)
We took breaks.
And so
SOOOOOOOOO
so shes so flexible.
Rax, im being completely honest.
Rax:Then send me the tapes.
Oh yeah cause i recorded it.(sarcasm)
Rax: Who the fuck doesnt tape sex nowadays
Well im sorry asshole.
Shes not into that.
THE END
Oh yea and some extra stuff he said
Johnneyz: But there were some crazy positions.
One leg over my shoulder up against the wall.
And both legs.
Then Reverse Cowgirl.
I cant even name them all it was just amazing.
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