Quote from: Kubson on June 08, 2010, 11:16:21 am

ehm. most embarrasing moment of my life was:
i was on a bike and on other side of the street fuckin' hot chick was going somewhere. Obviously i looked behind. when i lost her from sight. i turned my head in direction when i was going and i have hit roadsign with my head and when i was falling from bike i have hit curb with back of my head. i had brain damage and was 3 weeks in hospital. when i came back home i realised that someone (not my parents or bro) took my bike and brought it to my house lol that will be most embarrasing moment of my life.

best moment of my life. hmm, definitly not sex cause i dont remember anything (2 much alcohol ). best moemnt will be when i started dating my current gf

I hate staying in hospitals over night :O horribe it is

Well kubson, thats where I am. 3 days im here so far

There were 2 sand grains in the dessert

1st sand grain : Uh Oh
2nd sand grain : Wut?
1st sand grain : We are surrounded!

You literally just made me lol.

Quote from: Mustapha on June 04, 2010, 03:13:41 am

Quote from: ChaosOwnige on June 03, 2010, 04:07:18 am

i hope you like my short video it is my forst and done it in like half an hour...

I can do it in 5 mins.

Its not about what you can do, its about what he can do!

And I don't know that? 

Guys, why don't we get a bit more "serious" and we post some Yo Momma jokes ey?

Yo Mama So Ugly

she put the Boogie man outta business.

she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.

her shadow gave up.

when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!

when she was born the Doc smacked her face.

Yo Moma So Poor

that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk

she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'


when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"

when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"

Yo Mama So Stupid

I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. (HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY)

she invented a silent car alarm.

I hope no-one gets offended, this isn't intended to anyone

Nice edit, Nice song, Can't wait to see your first montages and shit once you get to know the game more.

9/10 I should say.