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Videos And Screenshots / Re: My Solo
« on: June 18, 2010, 11:03:33 am »
randy if you want i can do planes solo at sunday.
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Humor / Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« on: June 13, 2010, 08:05:34 am »
Derek comes back to home and hears strange sounds comming from his parents bedroom. he goes to check it out. he sees his parents having sex. he goes to kitchen and sits in front of the table. he is really pissed. after few minutes he looks at other side of table and sees his grandmother doing dinner. he said: fuck it... after few minutes his dad comes to kitchen and sees Derek fucking grandmother and he says:
Father: Derek what are you doing!!!!!
Derek: you fuck my mother i fuck your mother
. also i know tons of racist jokes but i wont post them
2nd joke. Why there is no ducks in Romania? cause kids swim faster to bread
Father: Derek what are you doing!!!!!
Derek: you fuck my mother i fuck your mother
. also i know tons of racist jokes but i wont post them2nd joke. Why there is no ducks in Romania? cause kids swim faster to bread
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Everything and Anything / Re: Post a picture of yourself
« on: June 13, 2010, 07:38:04 am »
more pics ;]
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Humor / Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« on: June 12, 2010, 01:42:32 pm »
2 friends talking:
-dude, you know what womans say to guys with big cock?
-i have no idea
-thats sad
-dude, you know what womans say to guys with big cock?
-i have no idea
-thats sad
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Everything and Anything / Re: Share your most memorable/greatest moment of your life
« on: June 08, 2010, 11:16:21 am »
ehm. most embarrasing moment of my life was:
i was on a bike and on other side of the street fuckin' hot chick was going somewhere. Obviously i looked behind. when i lost her from sight. i turned my head in direction when i was going and i have hit roadsign with my head and when i was falling from bike i have hit curb with back of my head. i had brain damage and was 3 weeks in hospital. when i came back home i realised that someone (not my parents or bro) took my bike and brought it to my house lol that will be most embarrasing moment of my life.
best moment of my life. hmm, definitly not sex cause i dont remember anything (2 much alcohol). best moemnt will be when i started dating my current gf
i was on a bike and on other side of the street fuckin' hot chick was going somewhere. Obviously i looked behind. when i lost her from sight. i turned my head in direction when i was going and i have hit roadsign with my head and when i was falling from bike i have hit curb with back of my head. i had brain damage and was 3 weeks in hospital. when i came back home i realised that someone (not my parents or bro) took my bike and brought it to my house lol
that will be most embarrasing moment of my life.best moment of my life. hmm, definitly not sex cause i dont remember anything (2 much alcohol
). best moemnt will be when i started dating my current gf
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Everything and Anything / Re: Birthdays
« on: June 08, 2010, 11:10:01 am »
16th september, i will hit 20 :]