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« on: April 11, 2010, 01:46:21 pm »
Here are a few Georgia laws..
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
All sex toys are banned.
All citizens must own a rake. (Acworth)
If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.
It is illegal to sell two beers are once for a single price. For example, a bar can’t run a 2 Bud Lights for $5 special.
On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.
The floor of a porno store must be smooth and none absorbant
It’s illegal for a chicken to cross the road
It’s illegal to say “oh boy” in Jonesboro
It’s illegal to eat chicken with a fork (Gainesville)
It’s illegal to wear dark sunglasses or a hood (Dublin)
It’s illegal to sell cornflakes on sunday (Columbus)
Indians must return to their side of the Chattohoochee river by nightfall (Columbus)
It’s illegal to swear in front of a corpse
No drinking beer while buying a dildo
No drinking beer while getting a back rub.
It’s illegal to entertain anyone between the hours of 2:45 and 7:00AM
You must keep your pet chicken on a leash
It’s Illegal to use your playstation after 11:00PM on a school night (LOL)
It’s illegal to fart at the state fair
Weed dealers required to obtain a Iowa drug tax stamp
No drinking on the bus
It’s illegal to swim in Sandy Creek Lake
No piggy back rides for your son (Atlanta)
No peanutbutter and jelly sandwichs in Nickajack Elementary School
It’s illegal to carve your name into your own tree on your own property
It’s illegal to cuss on land line phones (Columbus)
It’s illegal to wear a cap at a basketball game (Columbus)
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