I got a good joke
So, a ship crew was out in the ocean, and the guy who watches ships says "Capt, 1 enimie ship coming on the horizon!" Then Capt said "Bring me my red shirt" So he did, and then the ships fought and no single sailor died on that one crew. They won. So at the end of the day, the some person came up and said "Why did you need your red shirt, anyway, Capt?" So the Capt answered "Because if I gotten shot, the crew wouldn't notice and we would continue fighting." The next day, the guy who watched the ship said "Capt! 20 enimie ships coming on the horizon!" So Capt said "Bring me my brown pants"
Epic joke Nubie
I got one
Why was the blonde girls belly button in pain?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Thanks, Sniffs. I'll post another joke llater for you guys.