Yo, never seen you before, looks like you are a new guy.  Well welcome to the forums newbie.
Why don't you tell us something more about yourself?

Well! I pick up some half-stripped girls on the sidewalk at midnight! And she says I have to pay her over $100 to pound her for 2 hours in my car!

Well...... Im assuming you pick up prostitutes....... do you do anything else?

 welcome horny toad ....unfortunately spring isn't here yet , so NO MATING , plz wait for mating season to come after which you can proceed with ur goal to populate the planet with little frogs  O.o

anyways ....welcome to the forums and enjoy your stay , i am sure u are gonna like it here  the guys posting above me are the ones u will usually see...as they r on most of the times on the server and forums .

and aaaall the fancy pants words you can learn   wos is like a dictionary sometimes , you can enrich your grammar and spelling here , helping you to be the best student you can be  anyways not always do you enrich yourself with good words , that's why we got 13+ labelled on this forum  anyways m sure you're over that . Then why so sure , almost no one can be trusted  

omg Stumpy is using periods like me to express the period of silence between his sentences  now i don't feel alone in this world lol welcome to the D.O.T squad ....our goal is to spam the majority of the posts in this forum with annoying little dots . you are one of us now