worlds funniest jokes XD

Started by akiheman, May 30, 2010, 11:13:25 AM

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Nightmare

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Quote from: RobinOwnz on June 12, 2010, 06:27:18 PM
Quote from: Randy on June 12, 2010, 10:49:11 AM
Quote from: RobinOwnz on June 12, 2010, 09:29:26 AM
Quote from: Sniffs on June 11, 2010, 10:44:29 PM
Quote from: RobinOwnz on June 11, 2010, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: Sniffs on June 06, 2010, 07:06:24 PM
Be my daddy too? :]
Ya. You can haz teh KitKat.

> 'SNIFFS! Hi.'
| 'Ohai Master Robin-san. Can I have a KitKat?'
> 'Yes Master Sniffsan.'



MASTER SNIFFSAN IS NOW TEH SISTA OF RANDY (not san)

yey! your the best daddy ever! :)

Joke:
What does the blonde girl do when she wakes up?
Goes home! :D:D:D:D:D
I past away :(. Randy is now your father.. BUUUUT.. I died, so I was reborn and now Randy is my dad, and you are my mother! ;DD.

Randy is 43 years old, sniffs 16 and robin 3 years.

MOMMY I NEEDA DIAPER! MEHEHEHHEHEHE. No wait, first daddy, i gonna bully randy ^^.

can i haz kitkat?

WTF?  =D =D =D =D =D =D =D
why im 43 years old,

ok your 53 now. You had some pills and you thought those pills make you younger, but it makes you older. You took 10 pills, now you are 10 years older ;D

No still not betta, ok im 13 years old nao,
|>IM YOUR DADDEH AND DO WAHT IS RIGHT, GO TO YOUR ROOMz, YOU WILL GET NO KITKAT AND EVEN NO M&M`S, YOU CAN HAVE SOME CHEAP NUTS, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
|> NO DADDY PLEAZE, LEMME HAVE SOME M&M`s
|> OK WELL YOU CAN HAVE 5 M&M`S
|> OK GOOD NIGHT DADDY
Being myself since 1995.

Nightmare

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Being myself since 1995.

Kubson

2 friends talking:
-dude, you know what womans say to guys with big cock?
-i have no idea
-thats sad
:D

Sniffilicious

Quote from: Kubson on June 12, 2010, 09:42:32 PM
2 friends talking:
-dude, you know what womans say to guys with big cock?
-i have no idea
-thats sad
:D
I don't get it :/

ZealousR


Nubie

Quote from: Sniffs on June 12, 2010, 10:21:21 PM
Quote from: Kubson on June 12, 2010, 09:42:32 PM
2 friends talking:
-dude, you know what womans say to guys with big cock?
-i have no idea
-thats sad
:D
I don't get it :/
Highlighted so you know ;o

akiheman

womans with big cocks??? thats INSANE  =D
here another joke
One day a robber was going to rob a young mans house
Once he reached there He asked the young man "If you want to live bring me the wardrobe's ( with money)key!"
Then the Young man said " ok ill give you but before you do it give me a 50 dollars"
then the robber said "Are you tricking me fool!im gonna kill you !"
Then young man said "no i didnt trick you. i asked the money to buy a wardrobe.how can i give you the wardrobes key without having one??"
=D WOWAI   :afro:

Kubson

Derek comes back to home and hears strange sounds comming from his parents bedroom. he goes to check it out. he sees his parents having sex. he goes to kitchen and sits in front of the table. he is really pissed. after few minutes he looks at other side of table and sees his grandmother doing dinner. he said: fuck it... after few minutes his dad comes to kitchen and sees Derek fucking grandmother and he says:
Father: Derek what are you doing!!!!!
Derek: you fuck my mother i fuck your mother

:D. also i know tons of racist jokes but i wont post them

2nd joke. Why there is no ducks in Romania? cause kids swim faster to bread

Sniffilicious


Nubie

I make them good girls go bad.

Heheh.