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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #40 on: June 06, 2010, 11:06:24 am »
Be my daddy too? :]

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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2010, 12:08:23 pm »
Yay Sniffs could be ma sister  <_<

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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2010, 03:08:38 am »
I am all alone and no one cars so i am gonna get my sell a police pursuit here a video of me in a police persuit!
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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2010, 03:45:00 am »
Guys stop going offtopic about this shit about mom dad all that immaturish stuff :<? This is FUNNIEST JOKES not MOST DRAMA

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I hope this gives another laugh ;)


k so this guy was taking flying lessons and hes talking to his buddy and he said the first day the instructor said to him that hes a homosexual and if he doesnt come to his sexual advances then he'll have to jump. So his buddy said did you jump? And he said, yeah, a little at first :)


Another one.


This guy goes hunting with his bud and he says "Oh my lord, I can see your wife cheating on you with another guy" And his bud says "Shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the private part" And he goes "I'd get that in one shot" ;D

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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #44 on: June 07, 2010, 06:22:10 am »
Guys stop going offtopic about this shit about mom dad all that immaturish stuff :<? This is FUNNIEST JOKES not MOST DRAMA

My post before-

I hope this gives another laugh ;)


k so this guy was taking flying lessons and hes talking to his buddy and he said the first day the instructor said to him that hes a homosexual and if he doesnt come to his sexual advances then he'll have to jump. So his buddy said did you jump? And he said, yeah, a little at first :)


Another one.


This guy goes hunting with his bud and he says "Oh my lord, I can see your wife cheating on you with another guy" And his bud says "Shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the private part" And he goes "I'd get that in one shot" ;D

More coming soon.

Omg, shutup!
No one cared about your joke.
Your joke was like polishing turd.. so stfu.

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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #45 on: June 07, 2010, 09:38:28 am »
i wouldn't say polishing turd..but i would say they were shitty jokes.

besides yo momma jokes are funny.

this is off topic but it's kind of annoying when someone say a yo-momma joke and someone says "my mom is dead* JUST AN EXAMPLE, the point is don't take these jokes seriously if you can't laugh at yourself...tough.
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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #46 on: June 07, 2010, 10:16:37 am »
Maybe some peoples "momma" 's are dead?


I don't care if its anoyying or not, maybe it hurts people, eh? These aren't the world funniest jokes, they now are the gayest yo momma jokes.

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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #47 on: June 07, 2010, 11:48:35 am »
 i know a person who's mom is dead and he makes things awkward when i accidentaly say a yo mom joke to him i know just as much as anybody what it's like to have a close dead family member doesn't mean what i say is true. i have never even meant a yo mom joke as anything other than what it is A JOKE if i want to insult someone i could easily do it and do it damn well.

on another note..who are you, some kid, to announce to the world that a certain piece of comedy is officially "the gayest"? grow up nubie.



anyway my teacher told me a joke a couple weeks back,

A man is at the doctors and he's getting a kidney transplant. one of the nurses is telling him "don't worry sir it will be alright when you wake back up" so that nurse leaves. about 5 min later the man is running down the hall in the hospital gown with his guts dragging behind him the man gets stopped and and the nurse says "what's wrong why are you running?" the man answers "what the other nurse said" the nurse says "im sure she told you it was a very safe procedure" the man replies "no, not what she said to the doctor :o"

i know lame joke. o well lol =D

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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #48 on: June 11, 2010, 09:46:10 am »
Be my daddy too? :]
Ya. You can haz teh KitKat.

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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #49 on: June 11, 2010, 02:44:29 pm »
Be my daddy too? :]
Ya. You can haz teh KitKat.

> 'SNIFFS! Hi.'
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MASTER SNIFFSAN IS NOW TEH SISTA OF RANDY (not san)

yey! your the best daddy ever! :)

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What does the blonde girl do when she wakes up?
Goes home! :D:D:D:D:D