World of Stunting
Off-Topic => Humor => Topic started by: akiheman on May 30, 2010, 03:13:25 am
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How do hedgehogs make love?
Very carefully.
What did the Policeman say to the stomach?
You're under a vest
Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?
They have two left feet.
What wobbles and flies?
A Jelly-copter.
What goes ha ha ha clonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sour puss!
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper.
Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate.
What has four legs but can't walk?
A table!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate!
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
What do you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What's brown, steams and comes out of Cowes?
The Isle of Wight ferry.
What do you call a man that plays with leaves?
Russle!
What is the definition of an American Bra?
One yank and it's off.
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Money.
What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
He's a fun guy to be with. (fungi)
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
Who was England's first chiropodist?
William the Corncurer.
Why should husbands make the early morning tea for their wives?
Because the Bible says He Brews.
What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, because there is a "mile" between the first and
the last letters.
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
The outside.
What kind of paper likes music?
(W)rapping paper.
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette.
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea?
One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying
blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned.
Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are Smarties in the nude.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.
What's red and white and black all over?
Santa Claus after he slid down the chimney.
Where do Snow-women like to dance?
At Snowballs.
What did Cinderella say when the chemist lost her
photographs?
Someday my prints will come. (prince)
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a
chimney?
Claustrophobia!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
What's the most popular Christmas wine?
'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!
What do crackers, fruitcake and nuts remind me of?
You!
Santa went to the Doctors with a problem.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Santa: I seem to have a mince pie stuck up my bottom!
Doctor: Well you're in luck because I've got just the
brandy cream for that!
What time is it when you see a Chinese dentist?
Tooth-hurty. (Two thirty)
How do hedgehogs make love?
Very carefully.
What did the Policeman say to the stomach?
You're under a vest
Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?
They have two left feet.
What wobbles and flies?
A Jelly-copter.
What goes ha ha ha clonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sour puss!
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper.
Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate.
What has four legs but can't walk?
A table!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate!
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
What do you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What's brown, steams and comes out of Cowes?
The Isle of Wight ferry.
What do you call a man that plays with leaves?
Russle!
What is the definition of an American Bra?
One yank and it's off.
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Money.
What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
He's a fun guy to be with. (fungi)
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
Who was England's first chiropodist?
William the Corncurer.
Why should husbands make the early morning tea for their wives?
Because the Bible says He Brews.
What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, because there is a "mile" between the first and
the last letters.
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
The outside.
What kind of paper likes music?
(W)rapping paper.
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette.
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea?
One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying
blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned.
Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are Smarties in the nude.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.
What's red and white and black all over?
Santa Claus after he slid down the chimney.
Where do Snow-women like to dance?
At Snowballs.
What did Cinderella say when the chemist lost her
photographs?
Someday my prints will come. (prince)
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a
chimney?
Claustrophobia!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
What's the most popular Christmas wine?
'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!
What do crackers, fruitcake and nuts remind me of?
You!
Santa went to the Doctors with a problem.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Santa: I seem to have a mince pie stuck up my bottom!
Doctor: Well you're in luck because I've got just the
brandy cream for that!
What time is it when you see a Chinese dentist?
Tooth-hurty. (Two thirty)
=D =D =D
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I got a good joke :D
So, a ship crew was out in the ocean, and the guy who watches ships says "Capt, 1 enimie ship coming on the horizon!" Then Capt said "Bring me my red shirt" So he did, and then the ships fought and no single sailor died on that one crew. They won. So at the end of the day, the some person came up and said "Why did you need your red shirt, anyway, Capt?" So the Capt answered "Because if I gotten shot, the crew wouldn't notice and we would continue fighting." The next day, the guy who watched the ship said "Capt! 20 enimie ships coming on the horizon!" So Capt said "Bring me my brown pants" =D
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omg nubie that is gold [THUP]
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what do you do with a dog that cant walk?
take it for a drag! =D
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I got a good joke :D
So, a ship crew was out in the ocean, and the guy who watches ships says "Capt, 1 enimie ship coming on the horizon!" Then Capt said "Bring me my red shirt" So he did, and then the ships fought and no single sailor died on that one crew. They won. So at the end of the day, the some person came up and said "Why did you need your red shirt, anyway, Capt?" So the Capt answered "Because if I gotten shot, the crew wouldn't notice and we would continue fighting." The next day, the guy who watched the ship said "Capt! 20 enimie ships coming on the horizon!" So Capt said "Bring me my brown pants" =D
Epic joke Nubie :)
I got one :)
Why was the blonde girls belly button in pain?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too. :D
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zomg wow sniffs
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Okay, this is old but it made me lol when i first heard it :]
A man walked into a bar... Ouch!
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Okay, this is old but it made me lol when i first heard it :]
A man walked into a bar... Ouch!
can you explain that lol. Don't get it :O
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I got a joke too.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.
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Okay, this is old but it made me lol when i first heard it :]
A man walked into a bar... Ouch!
can you explain that lol. Don't get it :O
You know the jokes "the man walked into the bar, and said to the bar man..."
well, when you say "the man walked into the bar.." people expect something like "he said to the bar man" but no.. i didnt do that, i said "ouch" :)
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I got a good joke :D
So, a ship crew was out in the ocean, and the guy who watches ships says "Capt, 1 enimie ship coming on the horizon!" Then Capt said "Bring me my red shirt" So he did, and then the ships fought and no single sailor died on that one crew. They won. So at the end of the day, the some person came up and said "Why did you need your red shirt, anyway, Capt?" So the Capt answered "Because if I gotten shot, the crew wouldn't notice and we would continue fighting." The next day, the guy who watched the ship said "Capt! 20 enimie ships coming on the horizon!" So Capt said "Bring me my brown pants" =D
Epic joke Nubie :)
I got one :)
Why was the blonde girls belly button in pain?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too. :D
Thanks, Sniffs. I'll post another joke llater for you guys. :)
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can you explain that lol. Don't get it :O
ok it's a man walks INTO meaning like a man walks into a wall. OUCH
not IN the bar he hits the bar
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can you explain that lol. Don't get it :O
ok it's a man walks INTO meaning like a man walks into a wall. OUCH
not IN the bar he hits the bar
You had to get all technical!
You ruined it.
I will never laugh at that joke again.
Don't ever talk to me again.
/me puts her middle finger up to Zeal
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ouch
o well
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ouch
o well
I want a divorce.
We are putting Rishi up for afoption.
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can you explain that lol. Don't get it :O
ok it's a man walks INTO meaning like a man walks into a wall. OUCH
not IN the bar he hits the bar
You had to get all technical!
You ruined it.
I will never laugh at that joke again.
Don't ever talk to me again.
/me puts her middle finger up to Zeal
rofl owned.
oh btw, red some of the jokes.. not very funny if you ask me :P.
Thats because your use to seeing and hearing funnier things, like the sound of your own voice... and looking in the mirror .. If you know what I mean :]
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Guys, why don't we get a bit more "serious" and we post some Yo Momma jokes ey?
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
her shadow gave up.
when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
Yo Moma So Poor
that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk
she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"
when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"
Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. (HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY)
she invented a silent car alarm.
I hope no-one gets offended, this isn't intended to anyone =D
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Yo mums so fat - she broke your family tree!
Yo moms so fat - when your dad swerved round her, he ran out of petrol! :)
My two favoruites <3
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There were 2 sand grains in the dessert
1st sand grain : Uh Oh
2nd sand grain : Wut?
1st sand grain : We are surrounded!
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There were 2 sand grains in the dessert
1st sand grain : Uh Oh
2nd sand grain : Wut?
1st sand grain : We are surrounded!
You literally just made me lol. =D
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Thats because your use to seeing and hearing funnier things, like the sound of your own voice... and looking in the mirror .. If you know what I mean :]
OMG OWNED
and uh if sniffy wants a divorce then she'll get one -.- but i'm keeping rishi >.>
lol in my seventh grade we used to o yo momma jokes all the time in my lunch table. i used to make new ones alot.
2 i made up were
to mommas' like milk only good for 2 weeks
Yo mommas' so slutty i wore a condom and you still came out.
(that's all i can currently remember) :)
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I hope this gives another laugh ;)
k so this guy was taking flying lessons and hes talking to his buddy and he said the first day the instructor said to him that hes a homosexual and if he doesnt come to his sexual advances then he'll have to jump. So his buddy said did you jump? And he said, yeah, a little at first :)
Another one.
This guy goes hunting with his bud and he says "Oh my lord, I can see your wife cheating on you with another guy" And his bud says "Shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the private part" And he goes "I'd get that in one shot" ;D
More coming soon.
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Thats because your use to seeing and hearing funnier things, like the sound of your own voice... and looking in the mirror .. If you know what I mean :]
OMG OWNED
and uh if sniffy wants a divorce then she'll get one -.- but i'm keeping rishi >.>
No way, I'm selling him :]
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he gave me like 3 mill.
it's either our marriage or nothing snuffles :l
and she likes that cupcake secks ^.^
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Thats because your use to seeing and hearing funnier things, like the sound of your own voice... and looking in the mirror .. If you know what I mean :]
OMG OWNED
and uh if sniffy wants a divorce then she'll get one -.- but i'm keeping rishi >.>
No way, I'm selling him :]
you cant sell him, cus he said:
Yah i wanna live with you Randy, forget Sniffs and Zeal ! only you and me
so that means hes mine nao, and you both cant get him back, we moved to LS, bye loosers
do you want to add something?
Regards : ~Randy
~Rishi
You bastard <3 :(:(:(
I miss my little Rishi so much </3
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I miss my Sniffy and Zeal i am all alone :(
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ok i give you back to Sniffs and Zeal, but dont come back to me when they want to put you up for adoption or if they want to sell you
Sniffs and Zeal are now officially Rishis parrents (again)
~Randy
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Woooop <33
I'm still divorcing Zeal though 8)
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Be a good Mother Sniffs <_<
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`I am still alone :(
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No your not alone
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aw screw you then snuffs.
besides rishi is staying with me
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aw screw you then snuffs.
besides rishi is staying with me
No way, hes staying with me <3
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ok i give you back to Sniffs and Zeal, but dont come back to me when they want to put you up for adoption or if they want to sell you
Sniffs and Zeal are now officially Rishis parrents (again)
~Randy
and im the father of randy =D
> 'RANDY! Go to your room, nauw!'
| 'Yes daddy. can i haz a KitKat before I go to meh r00mz?'
> 'Nein. You can only haz teh M&M's.'
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ok i give you back to Sniffs and Zeal, but dont come back to me when they want to put you up for adoption or if they want to sell you
Sniffs and Zeal are now officially Rishis parrents (again)
~Randy
and im the father of randy =D
> 'RANDY! Go to your room, nauw!'
| 'Yes daddy. can i haz a KitKat before I go to meh r00mz?'
> 'Nein. You can only haz teh M&M's.'
Ok Daddy :< when i get my M&M`s?
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Be my daddy too? :]
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Yay Sniffs could be ma sister <_<
Daddy? can she?
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I am all alone and no one cars so i am gonna get my sell a police pursuit here a video of me in a police persuit!
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NFS: Most Wanted End of Game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEHgHCL3EfU#ws)
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Guys stop going offtopic about this shit about mom dad all that immaturish stuff :<? This is FUNNIEST JOKES not MOST DRAMA
My post before-
I hope this gives another laugh ;)
k so this guy was taking flying lessons and hes talking to his buddy and he said the first day the instructor said to him that hes a homosexual and if he doesnt come to his sexual advances then he'll have to jump. So his buddy said did you jump? And he said, yeah, a little at first :)
Another one.
This guy goes hunting with his bud and he says "Oh my lord, I can see your wife cheating on you with another guy" And his bud says "Shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the private part" And he goes "I'd get that in one shot" ;D
More coming soon.
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Guys stop going offtopic about this shit about mom dad all that immaturish stuff :<? This is FUNNIEST JOKES not MOST DRAMA
My post before-
I hope this gives another laugh ;)
k so this guy was taking flying lessons and hes talking to his buddy and he said the first day the instructor said to him that hes a homosexual and if he doesnt come to his sexual advances then he'll have to jump. So his buddy said did you jump? And he said, yeah, a little at first :)
Another one.
This guy goes hunting with his bud and he says "Oh my lord, I can see your wife cheating on you with another guy" And his bud says "Shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the private part" And he goes "I'd get that in one shot" ;D
More coming soon.
Omg, shutup!
No one cared about your joke.
Your joke was like polishing turd.. so stfu.
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i wouldn't say polishing turd..but i would say they were shitty jokes.
besides yo momma jokes are funny.
this is off topic but it's kind of annoying when someone say a yo-momma joke and someone says "my mom is dead* JUST AN EXAMPLE, the point is don't take these jokes seriously if you can't laugh at yourself...tough.
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Maybe some peoples "momma" 's are dead?
I don't care if its anoyying or not, maybe it hurts people, eh? These aren't the world funniest jokes, they now are the gayest yo momma jokes.
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i know a person who's mom is dead and he makes things awkward when i accidentaly say a yo mom joke to him i know just as much as anybody what it's like to have a close dead family member doesn't mean what i say is true. i have never even meant a yo mom joke as anything other than what it is A JOKE if i want to insult someone i could easily do it and do it damn well.
on another note..who are you, some kid, to announce to the world that a certain piece of comedy is officially "the gayest"? grow up nubie.
anyway my teacher told me a joke a couple weeks back,
A man is at the doctors and he's getting a kidney transplant. one of the nurses is telling him "don't worry sir it will be alright when you wake back up" so that nurse leaves. about 5 min later the man is running down the hall in the hospital gown with his guts dragging behind him the man gets stopped and and the nurse says "what's wrong why are you running?" the man answers "what the other nurse said" the nurse says "im sure she told you it was a very safe procedure" the man replies "no, not what she said to the doctor :o"
i know lame joke. o well lol =D
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Be my daddy too? :]
Ya. You can haz teh KitKat.
> 'SNIFFS! Hi.'
| 'Ohai Master Robin-san. Can I have a KitKat?'
> 'Yes Master Sniffsan.'
MASTER SNIFFSAN IS NOW TEH SISTA OF RANDY (not san)
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Be my daddy too? :]
Ya. You can haz teh KitKat.
> 'SNIFFS! Hi.'
| 'Ohai Master Robin-san. Can I have a KitKat?'
> 'Yes Master Sniffsan.'
MASTER SNIFFSAN IS NOW TEH SISTA OF RANDY (not san)
yey! your the best daddy ever! :)
Joke:
What does the blonde girl do when she wakes up?
Goes home! :D:D:D:D:D
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but you're still here sniffs
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YOU 4 EYED PRICK LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!
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is there something you want to say rishi?
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Be my daddy too? :]
Ya. You can haz teh KitKat.
> 'SNIFFS! Hi.'
| 'Ohai Master Robin-san. Can I have a KitKat?'
> 'Yes Master Sniffsan.'
MASTER SNIFFSAN IS NOW TEH SISTA OF RANDY (not san)
yey! your the best daddy ever! :)
Joke:
What does the blonde girl do when she wakes up?
Goes home! :D:D:D:D:D
I past away :(. Randy is now your father.. BUUUUT.. I died, so I was reborn and now Randy is my dad, and you are my mother! ;DD.
Randy is 43 years old, sniffs 16 and robin 3 years.
MOMMY I NEEDA DIAPER! MEHEHEHHEHEHE. No wait, first daddy, i gonna bully randy ^^.
can i haz kitkat?
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U can't haz a kit-kat but u can haz mars :P :ph34r: :D
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Be my daddy too? :]
Ya. You can haz teh KitKat.
> 'SNIFFS! Hi.'
| 'Ohai Master Robin-san. Can I have a KitKat?'
> 'Yes Master Sniffsan.'
MASTER SNIFFSAN IS NOW TEH SISTA OF RANDY (not san)
yey! your the best daddy ever! :)
Joke:
What does the blonde girl do when she wakes up?
Goes home! :D:D:D:D:D
I past away :(. Randy is now your father.. BUUUUT.. I died, so I was reborn and now Randy is my dad, and you are my mother! ;DD.
Randy is 43 years old, sniffs 16 and robin 3 years.
MOMMY I NEEDA DIAPER! MEHEHEHHEHEHE. No wait, first daddy, i gonna bully randy ^^.
can i haz kitkat?
WTF? =D =D =D =D =D =D =D
why im 43 years old, thats kinda..... let me think about it, a 40 year old man had sex with a 13 year old girl, WTF :(, why i cant be 16 aswell?
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someone got screwed badly =D
anyway heres a joke list
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
Runner Up:
PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."
Another Runner Up:
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."
Still Another Runner Up:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."
The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."
One More Runner Up:
TEXAN: "Where are you from?"
HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
TEXAN: "OK - where are you from, jackass?"
And Still Another Runner Up:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Amazing - Another Runner Up:
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. The Russians used a pencil.
Last Runner Up:
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"
skim dim da dum da dim da di dum da dim *makes his first fingers (thumb and second)a gun like and points it to Sniffs*Scatmans World!
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someone got screwed badly =D
And Still Another Runner Up:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
/quote] ROFFLLL!!!
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skim dim da dum da dim da di dum da dim *makes his first fingers (thumb and second)a gun like and points it to Sniffs*Scatmans World!
for the sake of pride..i would not add any of that to future post...im just saying.
and i think that monkey joke was the only funny one but very hilarious
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Be my daddy too? :]
Ya. You can haz teh KitKat.
> 'SNIFFS! Hi.'
| 'Ohai Master Robin-san. Can I have a KitKat?'
> 'Yes Master Sniffsan.'
MASTER SNIFFSAN IS NOW TEH SISTA OF RANDY (not san)
yey! your the best daddy ever! :)
Joke:
What does the blonde girl do when she wakes up?
Goes home! :D:D:D:D:D
I past away :(. Randy is now your father.. BUUUUT.. I died, so I was reborn and now Randy is my dad, and you are my mother! ;DD.
Randy is 43 years old, sniffs 16 and robin 3 years.
MOMMY I NEEDA DIAPER! MEHEHEHHEHEHE. No wait, first daddy, i gonna bully randy ^^.
can i haz kitkat?
WTF? =D =D =D =D =D =D =D
why im 43 years old,
ok your 53 now. You had some pills and you thought those pills make you younger, but it makes you older. You took 10 pills, now you are 10 years older ;D
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Be my daddy too? :]
Ya. You can haz teh KitKat.
> 'SNIFFS! Hi.'
| 'Ohai Master Robin-san. Can I have a KitKat?'
> 'Yes Master Sniffsan.'
MASTER SNIFFSAN IS NOW TEH SISTA OF RANDY (not san)
yey! your the best daddy ever! :)
Joke:
What does the blonde girl do when she wakes up?
Goes home! :D:D:D:D:D
I past away :(. Randy is now your father.. BUUUUT.. I died, so I was reborn and now Randy is my dad, and you are my mother! ;DD.
Randy is 43 years old, sniffs 16 and robin 3 years.
MOMMY I NEEDA DIAPER! MEHEHEHHEHEHE. No wait, first daddy, i gonna bully randy ^^.
can i haz kitkat?
WTF? =D =D =D =D =D =D =D
why im 43 years old,
ok your 53 now. You had some pills and you thought those pills make you younger, but it makes you older. You took 10 pills, now you are 10 years older ;D
No still not betta, ok im 13 years old nao,
|>IM YOUR DADDEH AND DO WAHT IS RIGHT, GO TO YOUR ROOMz, YOU WILL GET NO KITKAT AND EVEN NO M&M`S, YOU CAN HAVE SOME CHEAP NUTS, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
|> NO DADDY PLEAZE, LEMME HAVE SOME M&M`s
|> OK WELL YOU CAN HAVE 5 M&M`S
|> OK GOOD NIGHT DADDY
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2 friends talking:
-dude, you know what womans say to guys with big cock?
-i have no idea
-thats sad
:D
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2 friends talking:
-dude, you know what womans say to guys with big cock?
-i have no idea
-thats sad
:D
I don't get it :/
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lol nice one kub
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2 friends talking:
-dude, you know what womans say to guys with big cock?
-i have no idea
-thats sad
:D
I don't get it :/
Highlighted so you know ;o
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womans with big cocks??? thats INSANE =D
here another joke
One day a robber was going to rob a young mans house
Once he reached there He asked the young man "If you want to live bring me the wardrobe's ( with money)key!"
Then the Young man said " ok ill give you but before you do it give me a 50 dollars"
then the robber said "Are you tricking me fool!im gonna kill you !"
Then young man said "no i didnt trick you. i asked the money to buy a wardrobe.how can i give you the wardrobes key without having one??"
=D WOWAI :afro:
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Derek comes back to home and hears strange sounds comming from his parents bedroom. he goes to check it out. he sees his parents having sex. he goes to kitchen and sits in front of the table. he is really pissed. after few minutes he looks at other side of table and sees his grandmother doing dinner. he said: fuck it... after few minutes his dad comes to kitchen and sees Derek fucking grandmother and he says:
Father: Derek what are you doing!!!!!
Derek: you fuck my mother i fuck your mother
:D. also i know tons of racist jokes but i wont post them
2nd joke. Why there is no ducks in Romania? cause kids swim faster to bread
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Ohh!!
Now I get it :]
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I make them good girls go bad.
Heheh.
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I make them good girls go bad.
Heheh.
What are you implying? :)
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I WANT MORE JOKES!!
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I make them good girls go bad.
Heheh.
What are you implying? :)
You dont know the song do you
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5z1bRz4Sc#)
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I make them good girls go bad.
Heheh.
What are you implying? :)
You dont know the song do you
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5z1bRz4Sc#)
Ah... now I get it :]