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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2010, 09:01:31 am »
Yo mums so fat - she broke your family tree!

Yo moms so fat - when your dad swerved round her, he ran out of petrol! :)

My two favoruites <3
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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2010, 11:12:57 am »
There were 2 sand grains in the dessert

1st sand grain : Uh Oh
2nd sand grain : Wut?
1st sand grain : We are surrounded!
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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2010, 01:05:15 pm »
Quote from: Supposed2 on June 05, 2010, 11:12:57 am
There were 2 sand grains in the dessert

1st sand grain : Uh Oh
2nd sand grain : Wut?
1st sand grain : We are surrounded!
You literally just made me lol. =D
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Mustapha: That was just so awesome! The atmosphere reminded me of driving in a car, late at night & listening to some late night radio, really ambient feel you've got going on there. The effects could've been somewhat better, but most of the time, they work, the colors at the very beginning are a bit dull, but they also fit with the theme. I just can't get enough of that atmosphere, it is that freakin' awesome! GL in the finals... I mean, in the upcoming match

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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2010, 01:32:05 pm »
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Thats because your use to seeing and hearing funnier things, like the sound of your own voice... and looking in the mirror .. If you know what I mean :]

OMG OWNED

and uh if sniffy wants a divorce then she'll get one -.- but i'm keeping rishi >.>

lol in my seventh grade we used to o yo momma jokes all the time in my lunch table. i used to make new ones alot.
2 i made up were

to mommas' like milk only good for 2 weeks
Yo mommas' so slutty i wore a condom and you still came out.
(that's all i can currently remember) :)
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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2010, 01:43:56 pm »
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Mustapha: That was just so awesome! The atmosphere reminded me of driving in a car, late at night & listening to some late night radio, really ambient feel you've got going on there. The effects could've been somewhat better, but most of the time, they work, the colors at the very beginning are a bit dull, but they also fit with the theme. I just can't get enough of that atmosphere, it is that freakin' awesome! GL in the finals... I mean, in the upcoming match

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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2010, 02:02:05 pm »
I hope this gives another laugh ;)


k so this guy was taking flying lessons and hes talking to his buddy and he said the first day the instructor said to him that hes a homosexual and if he doesnt come to his sexual advances then he'll have to jump. So his buddy said did you jump? And he said, yeah, a little at first :)


Another one.


This guy goes hunting with his bud and he says "Oh my lord, I can see your wife cheating on you with another guy" And his bud says "Shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the private part" And he goes "I'd get that in one shot" ;D

More coming soon.
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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2010, 02:06:39 pm »
Quote from: [RD]†ZealousR†™ on June 05, 2010, 01:32:05 pm
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Thats because your use to seeing and hearing funnier things, like the sound of your own voice... and looking in the mirror .. If you know what I mean :]

OMG OWNED

and uh if sniffy wants a divorce then she'll get one -.- but i'm keeping rishi >.>

No way, I'm selling him :]
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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2010, 04:36:17 pm »
he gave me like 3 mill.


it's either our marriage or nothing snuffles :l

and she likes that cupcake secks ^.^
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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2010, 01:45:53 am »
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Being myself since 1995.

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Re: worlds funniest jokes XD
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2010, 03:46:43 am »
Quote from: Randy on June 06, 2010, 01:45:53 am
Quote from: Sniffs on June 05, 2010, 02:06:39 pm
Quote from: [RD]†ZealousR†™ on June 05, 2010, 01:32:05 pm
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Thats because your use to seeing and hearing funnier things, like the sound of your own voice... and looking in the mirror .. If you know what I mean :]

OMG OWNED

and uh if sniffy wants a divorce then she'll get one -.- but i'm keeping rishi >.>

No way, I'm selling him :]

you cant sell him, cus he said:

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Yah i wanna live with you Randy, forget Sniffs and Zeal ! only you and me

so that means hes mine nao, and you both cant get him back, we moved to LS, bye loosers

do you want to add something?

Regards : ~Randy
                  ~Rishi

You bastard <3 :(:(:(
I miss my little Rishi so much </3
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