Stumpy broke these laws which are highlighted in
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Here's some for Arizona.
Hunting camels is prohibited. (There's no camels in Arizona)
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (Seriously that's a law)
Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. (Globe)
No more than six girls may live in any house. (Maricopa County)
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (Mohave County)
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders. (Nogales)
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (Tombstone)
Women may not wear pants. (Tucson)
Heres some for my Country (Australia)
taxi's must require a bail of hay in the boot?
Minors(Under18) may not purchase Cigarettes, Alcohol and Condoms, but are allowed to use/consume them
If someone can hear you singing to an obscene song (etc Dope-Fuck The Police) it is unlawful and you will be in trouble
It is against the law to throw a bag containing both cats and dogs into Parramatta River. But it is okay to throw a bag of cats or a bag of dogs.( yea, its real)
It is illegal to dress up as batman or robin (don't exactly know if thats still active)
(This one is 100% true) It is illegal to force a kangaroo to drink more than 6 bottles of beer
It is illegal to wear
sexy pink pants after midday on a sunday
People may not come within 100 meters of a dead whale carcass
We may not trade with pirates XD
Must never leave your car keys in the door of an unattended vehicle - Thats a no-brainer duh
