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Re: Stupid laws of Michigan
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2010, 04:33:44 pm »
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STUMPY, I live in Florida :(

...I'm with stump: BOMB DA "FLO-RIDA" BURN THE NON-BELIEVERS AND GUIDOS AND WORKOUT PEOPLE AND FREAKY BUFF DUDES WALKING AROUND WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF MAKING OTHER NON-BUFF GUYS AWKWARD

BUT SAVE THE SAND BABES

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Re: Stupid laws of Michigan
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2010, 03:41:55 am »
Oral sex is illegal.
i just say lol....,but why is this illegal :unsure:
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Re: Stupid laws of Michigan
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2010, 11:52:06 am »
Oral sex is illegal.
i just say lol....,but why is this illegal :unsure:

Because Nubie was arrested too many times for doing "favors" for the old dudes at the nursing homes.

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Re: Stupid laws of Michigan
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2010, 12:56:33 pm »
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Because Nubie was arrested too many times for doing "favors" for the old dudes at the nursing homes.

shut up stumps nub can get any man and or being of the same or opposite he wants that isnt higher than him in the "pretty people in florida" bar

....is it cuz u guys broke up?

heh joking *scared*

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Re: Stupid laws of Michigan
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2010, 01:16:10 pm »
About Croatia,dude come on,really nice country but... lol.But with Bosnia man i miss it.
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Re: Stupid laws of Michigan
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2010, 01:42:24 pm »
About Croatia,dude come on,really nice country but... lol.But with Bosnia man i miss it.

This doesn't relate to the topic or any other post on this topic in any way.

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Re: Stupid laws of Michigan
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2010, 01:46:21 pm »
Here are a few Georgia laws..

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

All sex toys are banned.

All citizens must own a rake. (Acworth)

If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.

 It is illegal to sell two beers are once for a single price. For example, a bar can’t run a 2 Bud Lights for $5 special.

On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.

The floor of a porno store must be smooth and none absorbant

It’s illegal for a chicken to cross the road

 It’s illegal to say “oh boy” in Jonesboro

It’s illegal to eat chicken with a fork (Gainesville)

 It’s illegal to wear dark sunglasses or a hood (Dublin)

It’s illegal to sell cornflakes on sunday (Columbus)

Indians must return to their side of the Chattohoochee river by nightfall (Columbus)

It’s illegal to swear in front of a corpse

No drinking beer while buying a dildo

No drinking beer while getting a back rub.

It’s illegal to entertain anyone between the hours of 2:45 and 7:00AM

You must keep your pet chicken on a leash

It’s Illegal to use your playstation after 11:00PM on a school night (LOL)

It’s illegal to fart at the state fair

Weed dealers required to obtain a Iowa drug tax stamp

No drinking on the bus

It’s illegal to swim in Sandy Creek Lake

No piggy back rides for your son (Atlanta)

No peanutbutter and jelly sandwichs in Nickajack Elementary School

It’s illegal to carve your name into your own tree on your own property

It’s illegal to cuss on land line phones (Columbus)

It’s illegal to wear a cap at a basketball game (Columbus)





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Re: Stupid laws of Michigan
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2010, 02:22:09 pm »
alright heres a FEW Missouri ones 


Buckner

In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

 Columbia
You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish.

Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.

One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM.
Full text of the law.

 Kansas City
Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.

Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

 Marceline
Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

 Marquette
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).

 Mole
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (personal fav)

  Natchez
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants

  Purdy
Dancing is strictly prohibited.

 St. Louis
It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

A milk man may not run while on duty.

 University City

Four women may not rent an apartment together.

No person may own a PVC pipe.

No person may have a “yard sale” in their front yard.

University City

Houses may not have lights on them that shine into the window of a neighbor’s house.

It is illegal to request for someone to “watch over” your parked car.

One may not honk another’s horn.
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Re: Stupid laws of Michigan
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2010, 02:29:56 pm »
Oral sex is illegal.
i just say lol....,but why is this illegal :unsure:

Because Nubie was arrested too many times for doing "favors" for the old dudes at the nursing homes.
You are REALLY getting on my nerves.

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Re: Stupid laws of Michigan
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2010, 07:44:45 pm »
Oral sex is illegal.
i just say lol....,but why is this illegal :unsure:

Because Nubie was arrested too many times for doing "favors" for the old dudes at the nursing homes.
You are REALLY getting on my nerves.
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