Theres this kid flickin his coin around for ahwile then he misses it it falls into the drain and he goes aw FUCK then the old lady behind him sayes dont swear gods everywhere so he sayes is god in the car over there? yes is god on the seat over there? yes is good over there playing golf? yes is god down the drain? yes. then tell the old cunt to toss my coin back up.
^^ Kinda the same but different.
The kid goes is god over there on the swings? yes Is god up in the sky? yes Is god in my dads plane? yes You lieing cunt my dad doesnt have a plane.
Theres a guy pissin against the fence and the police walk up and say sir you know pissin in public is against the law.
He goes no its not its against the fence.
A old man walks into a shopping mall and sees a kid with pink/yellow/purple/green etc colourd hair and he sits and stares out him for a good 10 minutes then the kid gets annoyed and goes over to the old bloke and sayes what are you stareing at?
Your hair.
What about it? Didn't you do anything wild back in your younger days?
Well yeah i got drunk and fucked a peacock and was wonderin if you were my son.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Theres this big jar of money on the bar so he asks the bartender what is it for the bartender sayes. Theres a donkey out the back and if you can make it laugh you win the jar of money BUT you have to put 100 dollars in the jar and if you DONT make him laugh you gotta put another 100 dollars in the jar.
So the guy puts 100 dollars in the jar and walks out the back. After 2 minutes they hear the donkey crackin up laughin. So he walks back in and sayes he made the donkey laugh. So he takes the jar and goes home. He goes back to the bar a few weeks later and theres another jar full of money. And he asks what is it for this time. So the bartender sayes theres a donkey out the back if you can make him cry you can take the jar full of cash BUT you have to put 100 dollars in the jar and if you DONT make him cry you gotta put another 100 dollars in the jar.So he puts his 100 dollars in the jar and walks out the back then a few minutes later they hear the donkey crying his eyes out.
So he walks back inside and sayes that he made the donkey cry so he gives the guy the jar. Then the bartender sayes ey your the guy from a few weeks ago how did you do it?
Well 1st i said i had a bigger dick then you and that made him laugh.
Then 2nd i showed him.
Should be more soon.
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