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Re: Post your TEXT jokes.
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2009, 03:13:17 pm »
I got another one! And I modified it so it's more interesting XD!

Here it goes:
Tree friends, admino, Stumpy and Nka19 are walking in the desert, and a lion comes.
admino finds himself first and throws sand in his eyes and they all run away.
They continue their path and another lion comes. Now Stumpy, advised from adminocNietDan, grabs a
sand and it throws it in to lion's eyes and they all run away again.
They continue their path again and they arrive to the tree and decide to stop a little to rest, when a bunch of lions appears.
Stumpy and admino jumps on the tree right away, Nka19, however, leisurely lies down under a tree.
Stumpy and admino are yelling at Nka19 to come up right away,
because lions will tear him apart! But Nka19 says:
I don't care, I'm not the one who was throwing sand at them!

omfg im laughing so hard lol, i dunno why that was so funny XD

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Now Stumpy, advised from adminocNietDan, grabs a
sand and it throws it in to lion's eyes and they all run away again.

This part just makes me laugh so hard XD
Why didn't you banned the Lion Mr.admino? xD

Due to the extreme heat, admino lost his ultraGOD Banning powers D:
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Re: Post your TEXT jokes.
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2009, 04:06:28 pm »
I got another one! And I modified it so it's more interesting XD!

Here it goes:
Tree friends, admino, Stumpy and Nka19 are walking in the desert, and a lion comes.
admino finds himself first and throws sand in his eyes and they all run away.
They continue their path and another lion comes. Now Stumpy, advised from adminocNietDan, grabs a
sand and it throws it in to lion's eyes and they all run away again.
They continue their path again and they arrive to the tree and decide to stop a little to rest, when a bunch of lions appears.
Stumpy and admino jumps on the tree right away, Nka19, however, leisurely lies down under a tree.
Stumpy and admino are yelling at Nka19 to come up right away,
because lions will tear him apart! But Nka19 says:
I don't care, I'm not the one who was throwing sand at them!

omfg im laughing so hard lol, i dunno why that was so funny XD

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Now Stumpy, advised from adminocNietDan, grabs a
sand and it throws it in to lion's eyes and they all run away again.

This part just makes me laugh so hard XD
Why didn't you banned the Lion Mr.admino? xD
Because I made Stumpy throw a sand at him!

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Re: Post your TEXT jokes.
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2009, 05:04:13 pm »
You could just ban him in the first time lol.
Put this one your sign ;)




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Re: Post your TEXT jokes.
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2009, 10:05:47 pm »
Tree friends, admino, Stumpy and Nka19 are walking in the desert, and a lion comes.
admino finds himself first and throws sand in his eyes and they all run away.
They continue their path and another lion comes. Now Stumpy, advised from adminocNietDan, grabs a
sand and it throws it in to lion's eyes
admino slaps Stumpy for abusing.
They continue their path again and they arrive to the tree and decide to stop a little to rest, when a bunch of lions appears.
Stumpy and admino jumps on the tree right away, [AFK]Nka19, however, leisurely lies down under a tree.
Stumpy and admino are yelling at Nka19 to come up right away,Nka19 forces Stumpy and admino to speak without capitals.
admino get sick of this and Bans both of the lions permanantly and then spawns a Infernus to get back to Las Venturas.

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Re: Post your TEXT jokes.
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2009, 10:54:47 pm »
LoL cg that's a real WoS one xD.

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Re: Post your TEXT jokes.
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2009, 01:04:05 pm »
LoL cg that's a real WoS one xD.
Create one that involves me/PulP/Nka, and a Giant Pitcher of kool-aid? O.O
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Re: Post your TEXT jokes.
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2009, 02:22:48 pm »
Me, Pulp and Nka are walking across a desert, and they find a Giant Pitcher of kool-aid.
Me doesnt know what kool-aid is, so Me blows the Pitcher up, just in case. Then, a couple of lions come, and Nka starts BanHammering! PulP gets hit, and gets Banned. And then, out of nowhere, comes admino, and slaps Nka. (Reason: unban him you idiot). Then he disappears. Then he appears again, and says OWTH u banned my puppies! admino then goes berserk!
And thats the story how the world ended.

I aint really good at this...

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Re: Post your TEXT jokes.
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2009, 02:26:08 pm »
Me, Pulp and Nka are walking across a desert, and they find a Giant Pitcher of kool-aid.
Me doesnt know what kool-aid is, so Me blows the Pitcher up, just in case. Then, a couple of lions come, and Nka starts BanHammering! PulP gets hit, and gets Banned. And then, out of nowhere, comes admino, and slaps Nka. (Reason: unban him you idiot). Then he disappears. Then he appears again, and says OWTH u banned my puppies! admino then goes berserk!
And thats the story how the world ended.

I aint really good at this...
i LOL at you using "me" -.-, but meh make it longer and ill critique it :o
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Re: Post your TEXT jokes.
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2009, 02:27:21 pm »
I aint really good at this...
I still rofled XD!

At this part the most: :D.
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And then, out of nowhere, comes admino, and slaps Nka. (Reason: unban him you idiot)
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Re: Post your TEXT jokes.
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2009, 10:23:59 pm »
I aint really good at this...
I still rofled XD!

At this part the most: :D.
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And then, out of nowhere, comes admino, and slaps Nka. (Reason: unban him you idiot)


Thats actually a real life event, im not sure if he said idiot but i remember, someone was trying to get mafiabot to kick him, with adminos permission, and u banned him. :D and uhh, admino didnt come out of nowhere when it happened