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Nka19 · October 28, 2009, 06:29:49 PM

I found this one and translated it to English

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One day was lawyer John Nicholson driving around in his limousine, when he saw at the edge of the road two guys eating grass. They got in to his eyes so he gave a command to his driver to stop and he exit the car to explore this situation more closer.
He asks first guy: ''why do you two eat grass?''
''We don't have money for food'', answers first guy.''So we have to eat grass''.
''If that's so, you can come with me and I'll give you to eat'', answers the lawyer.
''But sir, I also have a wife and two kids."They are there under the tree'', says first guy.
''They can come with us'' answers the lawyer . Then he turned to the other poor guy and said: "You also come with us".
Second guy says with frightened voice:'' But sir, I have a wife as well and SIX kids!''.
''Bring them with you'', answers the lawyer.
They all entered the car, which was not easy even for a that big car as limousine. When they were finally on its way, some of the poor guys turned to the lawyer and said:''Sir, you're too kind. Thousand times thanks, that you take us with you!''
Lawyer answers:''Your welcome, I did this with pleasure. I'm sure you'll love my mansion. Grass is high almost half metre''.

Ron_Dogg · October 28, 2009, 07:02:21 PM

lol. That was a good one, Nka.

I know one too:

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together travelling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

"I'm the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

"You don't have to stay here," said the pizza delivery man. "The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."

Cheers

RaisingTugas · November 08, 2009, 02:38:34 AM

LOLED @ yours

Jubito · November 08, 2009, 09:17:39 AM

Haha nka your joke made me rofl.
Ron's too but i heard ti before so

Nka19 · November 09, 2009, 03:55:31 PM

I got another one! And I modified it so it's more interesting XD!

Here it goes:
Tree friends, JaTochNietDan, Stumpy and Nka19 are walking in the desert, and a lion comes.
JaTochNietDan finds himself first and throws sand in his eyes and they all run away.
They continue their path and another lion comes. Now Stumpy, advised from JaTocNietDan, grabs a
sand and it throws it in to lion's eyes and they all run away again.
They continue their path again and they arrive to the tree and decide to stop a little to rest, when a bunch of lions appears.
Stumpy and JaTochNietDan jumps on the tree right away, Nka19, however, leisurely lies down under a tree.
Stumpy and JaTochNietDan are yelling at Nka19 to come up right away,
because lions will tear him apart! But Nka19 says:
I don't care, I'm not the one who was throwing sand at them!

Muki · November 09, 2009, 05:17:48 PM

Jato and Stumpz got owned

liek it!

Rikimaru · November 09, 2009, 09:49:47 PM

Quote from: Nka19 on November 09, 2009, 03:55:31 PM
I got another one! And I modified it so it's more interesting XD!

Here it goes:
Tree friends, JaTochNietDan, Stumpy and Nka19 are walking in the desert, and a lion comes.
JaTochNietDan finds himself first and throws sand in his eyes and they all run away.
They continue their path and another lion comes. Now Stumpy, advised from JaTocNietDan, grabs a
sand and it throws it in to lion's eyes and they all run away again.
They continue their path again and they arrive to the tree and decide to stop a little to rest, when a bunch of lions appears.
Stumpy and JaTochNietDan jumps on the tree right away, Nka19, however, leisurely lies down under a tree.
Stumpy and JaTochNietDan are yelling at Nka19 to come up right away,
because lions will tear him apart! But Nka19 says:
I don't care, I'm not the one who was throwing sand at them!

HAHA, funny lol loved it Nka, got anymore?

Nka19 · November 09, 2009, 09:52:00 PM

Quote from: Zealous on November 09, 2009, 09:49:47 PM
Quote from: Nka19 on November 09, 2009, 03:55:31 PM
I got another one! And I modified it so it's more interesting XD!

Here it goes:
Tree friends, JaTochNietDan, Stumpy and Nka19 are walking in the desert, and a lion comes.
JaTochNietDan finds himself first and throws sand in his eyes and they all run away.
They continue their path and another lion comes. Now Stumpy, advised from JaTocNietDan, grabs a
sand and it throws it in to lion's eyes and they all run away again.
They continue their path again and they arrive to the tree and decide to stop a little to rest, when a bunch of lions appears.
Stumpy and JaTochNietDan jumps on the tree right away, Nka19, however, leisurely lies down under a tree.
Stumpy and JaTochNietDan are yelling at Nka19 to come up right away,
because lions will tear him apart! But Nka19 says:
I don't care, I'm not the one who was throwing sand at them!

HAHA, funny lol loved it Nka, got anymore?

When I will I'll post

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X · November 09, 2009, 10:02:41 PM

Quote from: Nka19 on November 09, 2009, 03:55:31 PM
I got another one! And I modified it so it's more interesting XD!

Here it goes:
Tree friends, JaTochNietDan, Stumpy and Nka19 are walking in the desert, and a lion comes.
JaTochNietDan finds himself first and throws sand in his eyes and they all run away.
They continue their path and another lion comes. Now Stumpy, advised from JaTocNietDan, grabs a
sand and it throws it in to lion's eyes and they all run away again.
They continue their path again and they arrive to the tree and decide to stop a little to rest, when a bunch of lions appears.
Stumpy and JaTochNietDan jumps on the tree right away, Nka19, however, leisurely lies down under a tree.
Stumpy and JaTochNietDan are yelling at Nka19 to come up right away,
because lions will tear him apart! But Nka19 says:
I don't care, I'm not the one who was throwing sand at them!

omfg im laughing so hard lol, i dunno why that was so funny XD

QuoteNow Stumpy, advised from JaTocNietDan, grabs a
sand and it throws it in to lion's eyes and they all run away again.

This part just makes me laugh so hard XD

RaisingTugas · November 09, 2009, 11:06:23 PM

Quote from: _ on November 09, 2009, 10:02:41 PM
Quote from: Nka19 on November 09, 2009, 03:55:31 PM
I got another one! And I modified it so it's more interesting XD!

Here it goes:
Tree friends, JaTochNietDan, Stumpy and Nka19 are walking in the desert, and a lion comes.
JaTochNietDan finds himself first and throws sand in his eyes and they all run away.
They continue their path and another lion comes. Now Stumpy, advised from JaTocNietDan, grabs a
sand and it throws it in to lion's eyes and they all run away again.
They continue their path again and they arrive to the tree and decide to stop a little to rest, when a bunch of lions appears.
Stumpy and JaTochNietDan jumps on the tree right away, Nka19, however, leisurely lies down under a tree.
Stumpy and JaTochNietDan are yelling at Nka19 to come up right away,
because lions will tear him apart! But Nka19 says:
I don't care, I'm not the one who was throwing sand at them!
omfg im laughing so hard lol, i dunno why that was so funny XD

QuoteNow Stumpy, advised from JaTocNietDan, grabs a
sand and it throws it in to lion's eyes and they all run away again.

This part just makes me laugh so hard XD

Why didn't you banned the Lion Mr.Jato? xD