AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily.
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac.
SAAB: Shape Appears Ass-Backwards.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive.
VOLVO: Very Old Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.