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Offline Stunta4life

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« on: November 01, 2008, 01:25:24 pm »
Hey this is johnnyz "Amazing story"  WARNING: THIS IS RATING M VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED LOL

i got it on tape but its a bit messed up so i'll just writye everything he wrote:

Ryan shutup.
this is my fucking story dick hole.
Okay Okay here i go.
So it all started at about 4PM as me and my friend got gas.
We then got some Wendy Burgers.
Yum Yum!
So lets skip ahead.
We are sitting in my friends house planning out what to do for the night.
We then get some costumes on and go cause havok.
We then scared about 20 kids.
5 cried.
So we goto the park and bag snatch.
Pointzero ffs shut the fuck up im telling a story.
So we bagsnatched
We end up having to hide for about 22 hours in a big hill
2*
Okay, so then i go hang out with my girlfriend.
and we walk 9 miles in a complete circle.
We ended up having to walk on the freeway at one point.
So were sneaking through the streets to my friends house
and we finally sneak in the window and get ready to sleep.
as i shut my eyes she rolls over on me.
She rips off my pants
so i get the hit and rip off her shirt and bra
We had sex for about 3 hours.
Moonlight: Didnt you guyz cum?
Johnneyz: (several times)
We took breaks.
And so
SOOOOOOOOO
so shes so flexible.
Rax, im being completely honest.
Rax:Then send me the tapes.
Oh yeah cause i recorded it.(sarcasm)

Rax: Who the fuck doesnt tape sex nowadays
Well im sorry asshole.
Shes not into that.




THE END
 
Oh yea and some extra stuff he said

Johnneyz: But there were some crazy positions.
One leg over my shoulder up against the wall.
And both legs.
Then Reverse Cowgirl.
I cant even name them all it was just amazing.

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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2008, 02:10:47 pm »
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thats a good story, it would be funny if it was true
lol thats wut Rax was saying

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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2008, 02:43:02 pm »
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thats a good story, it would be funny if it was true


I don't get why no one can fucking believe me, whatever while you guys were at home eating candy and jerking off on WoS i was getting laid. Believe it or not.

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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2008, 04:45:57 pm »
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I don't get why no one can fucking believe me, whatever while you guys were at home eating candy and jerking off on WoS i was getting laid. Believe it or not.
I believe you
no im not being sarcastic
 

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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2008, 08:23:24 am »
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Ryan shutup.this is my fucking story dick hole.Okay Okay here i go.


I said Johnneyz story and he muted me

I don't believe you btw Johnneyz. xD

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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2008, 08:45:48 am »
Here's how my day went

Went to school.
Went to the mall.
Got home.
Played computer for a bit.
Handed out candy till about 7:00.
Drove to a friends place.
Picked up another friend.
Went to Quarantine the movie.
Laughed our asses off at the movie.
Got free treat bags for some reason.
Looked like losers walking out with treat bags from the previous show.
Threw them in the garbage.
Went to BK.
Drove around.
Went home and slept...

Oh and I do actually believe Johnney because he looks quite serious in that reply to Stunta's comment.

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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2008, 09:48:21 am »
Thank you stan. I'm glad some people trust me here.

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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2008, 04:48:19 am »
This should be in the "Humor" board.

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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2008, 08:08:46 am »
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jerking off on WoS

Me and Stumpy usually do that <3

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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2008, 08:39:30 am »
Dude, people have sex

Some brag about it, like telling it others, I myself like to keep it private.. But for Johnneyz, sounds good mate.