*RAGE*
How dare you call it Soccer. It's Football.
The British invented the game in the 1800s, and named it Football, therefore the sport is called.. Football.
There we go, there's my patriotism
I'm more of a Rugby person though. I play Fly Half for my school.
Rugby is a real game. None of those helmets you Americans use for your 'football'. Our ears end up looking like vegetables - And we're proud of it.
*cue British national anthem*
End.