Ftrom Batman Arkham Asylum

Ridler-"what is it that walks on four legs,then two legs and then finnaly 3 legs?"

Doctor-"a human being,as a baby it walks on four legs, as an adult it walks on two and in later years it uses a cane"

Ridler-"hahaha good try,but the answer to all three is a baby,true it walks on four legs,but cut of its legs it can only wiggle on two limbs,give it a crutch and it can hobble around on three,you see?"

Doctor-"thats horrible,how can you say that???"

Ridler-"easy.its not my baby"


lol the riddelr is sick in the head 

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