Compromise: The art of dividing a pie in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.  
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Somebody said all the worlds is stage,
And each of us is a player.
That’s what I’ve been tryin to tell you.
In Act 1 I was struggling to survive.
Nobody wanted my action dead or alive.
Act 2, I hit the big time.
And bodies be all up on my behind.
And I can’t help myself because I was born to shine.
And if you don’t like it, you can shove it.
But you don’t like it, you love it.
So I’ll be up here in a rage,
’Til they bring the curtain down on the stage.

-Weezer-The Greatest Man That Ever Lived

Everybody who's famous, sucked the dick to get where they are today.
Only difference between us and them.
We swallowed it.

-Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence